The discourse around this park has been so interesting to me. The defense against its shortcomings seems to be, “it’s just for kids, kids don’t care about theming.”
That’s true, but there’s a HUGE gap between next-level immersive theming and…whatever it is we got here.
In our neighborhood we have two parks designed for kids. One is objectively better than the other one—it’s got better landscaping, a nicer location, and has little touches the other one doesn’t have (i.e., it has a “rock-climbing wall” up to the top of the jungle gym instead of a regular ladder). Kids have fun at both of them. But they clearly gravitate toward the better one. Even my own kid (who’s still pretty fresh out the oven) lingers more at the better one, and is quicker to just be completely over it at the lesser one. Obviously, no neighborhood park is going to have Disney-level theming, and nobody would expect it to. There’s so much more that goes into making a nice environment than that (even one just built for kids).
So, no, I don’t think kids care about theming. However, the gulf between “good theming” and “the bare minimum of aesthetics and atmosphere” is so huge it’s not even worth entertaining any argument that brings that up.
Another point I’ll make is that even at a place for kids, an adult’s enjoyment of it still matters. When I was little I begged my parents to take me to Magic Mountain. When they finally agreed, they made it very clear that they did not want to be there, to the point that I didn’t even have a good time. I left with the place with a shrug and figured I’d rather just be at Disneyland because that’s the place where my family will be more pleasant with me. Whether or not that’s the best parenting style, the point is It still mattered to me as a kid that my parents enjoyed being where they were taking me.
I do wonder how reactions will differ when the park is open to the public. It seems that the kids that were there this week have had a blast, but is that still gonna be the case when the park is actually crowded, teething issues set in, and things start to wear and tear? We’ll see.
Either way, regardless of intent, there’s no way someone can objectively look at this place and think it’s an acceptable product. And that has nothing to do with “not enough theming for my millennial Instagram account.”