I genuinely do not understand this take at all. It's almost as if people are purposefully seeking to dislike this ride for whatever reason. Like I'm sorry but on what planet does Cirque resonate more with the general public than Ministry? Most people from what I have seen (myself included) leave Cirque pretty unsatisfied or even confused. If you just happen to like Cirque more than the ride that's okay, but that is not the more common opinion no matter what way you want to put it. That is just denial. At least for me the only ride at Epic that I have seen "thunderous applause" for when it's over, is probably Stardust. I've had clapping once on Ministry and nothing on Monsters, Mario Kart, DK, etc. That doesn't dictate a good attraction from bad.
If you don't like the ride that's fine, I'm not the biggest fan of Monsters to be quite honest (too many moments of looking at backstage areas is unacceptable for me, and I find the movement quite boring) but I just don't get the constant trying to downplay it. Like more so than any other ride except for maybe Mario Kart. Maybe part of it is some people no longer like Potter because of JK Rowling I don't know. But whether you like it or not, for many people, this is a top 5 if not top 3 dark ride in the world. Maybe I am just more grateful that we just got two brand new dark rides; but if were nitpicking and saying it's too "fake" is the biggest critique that just doesn't make any sense. I could genuinely say that about every other ride at Epic in some capacity.